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Schaedelbasisbruch spotted in Brixton, London.

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The wild bunch gave a big party for their English friends and devoted fans, at an apartment building construction site (rough and rare) in Camdon Town. They even gave an a cappella concert together with some groupies, who were beat boxing and humming the choruses of all the hits…

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Recently, 79 year-old Rose Farrington from Bristol, UK, was committed to a mental asylum. Mrs. Farrington insists that she has seen SBB's Liz, alive in the streets of London. "Crap," says band member Rachel Hayley-Ramirez. "I carried her dead body out of our hotel suite in Shaolin. Being buried alive under gallons of junk food and canned beer is not the most honorable way for a girl to die!"
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"Hypochondria of WHIPLASH TRASH was a hermaphrodite" claims Roger Bainbridge, 23. Roger, a butcher from Albany, NY, is one of Hypochondria's ex-lovers. "She always covered my eyes with a bandage and wouldn't let me watch!"
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SCHAEDELBASISBRUCH'S Rachel has a new boyfriend. His name? Still a secret! So far the two lovebirds are hidden away from society. Even Hazel, Rachel's closest friend, doesn't have a clue who he might be.

Is HE the new one?

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Iron Cobra´s longtime companion and best friend, a Brazilian python named Sodom, died from a heart-attack last week. "Well, she has always been so delicate with food, and normally she was strictly vegan. She often shared my meals. Chinese cuisine was one of her favorites. But last week she caught a cold, and I was advised to feed her live rats. She was so tame that one of those little rodents scared her to death." laments Cobra. Sodom was buried in a private reptile cemetery in New York.